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Davey Jones' Origins

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Hey there. You probably don't know me. I'm just your average high school kid.
There's only one think interesting about me:
my name is Davey Jones.

Welcome, to
Davey Jones' Locker



Now, you may think that's kind of a weird name, and it is. But before you ask, no, unfortunatly, it's not short for David. Or Davis. Or even something weird like D'av'd (I've seen that) or Davrial or something.
Nope, my name is actually Davey Jones.

Also, before you go saying my mom is crazy for naming me that, she isn't.
Well, she is crazy, but it wasn't entirly her fault.
You see, my mom has always liked the name Davey (according to her, since she was 8), so she planned on naming me that before I was even concieved. So she did give me my first name, but my last name was my dad's fault. Sorry, I should actually say step-dad's fault.
I never knew my dad. Not because he or my mom split up, but because, ironicly, he died while at sea. On a galleon. He was the captain. I appreciate you trying not to laugh at the irony. To make matters worse, I was actually born on the gundeck of said ship, so I'm also a sun-of-a-gun, even though, unlike most, I knew my dad. And the final nail in the coffin? The last straw? Salt in the would? Insult to injury?
The ship was named The Kraken.
(Also said to be my middle name, but don't let that fool you just because it also starts with a "k". My middle name Kelvin, or, according to my birth certificate, Kalvynn. My "legal" doctor on that boat was drunk when he wrote it, and they didn't realize the error until it was printed on legal post and archived.)
Oh, an my real dad's name was Bart, or rather Bartholomue.

ANYWAYS, back to my last name. As you can tell now, it came from my step-dad. My mom didn't realize that, when they married, due to how young I was(2), my last name would change to his. Who is my step-dad? Good question, because I never see him anymore. Before you ask, my parents didn't divorce or split up. My dad just got a job that takes him around the world almost continuously. Whats he do? Sell cruise shikshphmpfrffkik

Sorry about that, I just accidentally dropped my voice recorder on my bed, then accidentally shut it off. I just spent twenty minutes talking, which you'll never hear, due to the fact that I didn't realize that I needed to turn the blasted thing back on again.
I'm going to take that as a sign to stop, because I'm to pissed at this and myself to continue.

Talk to ya later.
Davey Jones, signing off.
kik

...

kik

One more thing, while I'm in the mood to do it:
YAAARG!
kik
The first part in the story of the life of Davey Jones, as recorded by him.
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